Doron for President

Words are also actions, and actions are a kind of words.

May 23, 2013 8:23 pm

This dog is killing me

6:14 pm

How to guess if I have a headache:

First, ask yourself if it is a day. 

If yes, then I have a headache. 

May 22, 2013 10:44 pm
humansofnewyork:

“We’ve been friends since we were 13.”
“What’s the most fun you’ve ever had together?”
“Oh, we don’t know…”
“Well, what’s the hardest you’ve ever laughed together?”
“Now you listen here! I want you to write down these questions you’re asking us, pull them out when you’re 85 years old, and see if you can answer them yourself!”

humansofnewyork:

“We’ve been friends since we were 13.”

“What’s the most fun you’ve ever had together?”

“Oh, we don’t know…”

“Well, what’s the hardest you’ve ever laughed together?”

“Now you listen here! I want you to write down these questions you’re asking us, pull them out when you’re 85 years old, and see if you can answer them yourself!”

(via bil0xiparish)

10:44 pm 6:04 pm

agroned:

“When my mother was pregnant with me, they did an ultrasound and found she was having twins. When they did another ultrasound a few weeks later, they discovered that I had re-sorbed the other fetus. Do I regret this? No. I believe his tissue has made me stronger. I now have the strength of a grown man and a little baby.” - Dwight K. Schrute 

(via dundermifflinscranton)

6:00 pm
humansofnewyork:

“After this I go to work at a pizza shop. My wife and I were college professors in Bangladesh. I taught accounting. But one dollar in America becomes eighty dollars when we send it back home.”

humansofnewyork:

“After this I go to work at a pizza shop. My wife and I were college professors in Bangladesh. I taught accounting. But one dollar in America becomes eighty dollars when we send it back home.”

May 21, 2013 3:58 pm May 20, 2013 9:07 pm

Important realization of the day:

Fonts are just accents for writing. 

7:17 pm

nannajane:

in 7 years its going to be the 20s again so we can bring back swing music and the aesthetics of that era but keep modern values who’s with me

(via peopleareugly)

5:09 pm

“Two years he walks the earth. No phone, no pool, no pets, no cigarettes. Ultimate freedom. An extremist. An aesthetic voyager whose home is the road.”

(via whyhellomegan)